Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Freaky Leaks

Happy New Year To Everyone. Here are few wiki leaks, not yet released, may never be released:

- A new iPhone app is banned in many parts of the world since it can picture a politician and tell if he is corrupted or not.

- A secret cable says that India will be corruption free in the year 2100, when most of the politicians existing now, will become too old and probably....

- China will put more pressure on US to open export for more products including tea bags, bagels, muffins, train tickets, bus passes, etc.

- Iran leader offered to play Wii game with President Obama, but white house rejected citing reason that he has already lost enough in mid term elections.

- Pakistan Premier is expected to get his performance review from US for the year 2010. As usual he got a review of "always exceeds expectation"

- AlQueda has opened more branches, and it might excel Citibank or HSBC, in no of branches across the world

- China has revealed that every product in the earth will be made in china. Soon you'll see a cloud flying over your house, saying "Made in China"

- Facebook will soon setup its shop in North Korea. It is expected to have 50 user accounts in 10 years from now, all of them are its own employees

- Citing pressure from Google and Facebook, Yahoo might soon sell itself in Ebay via auction, since there is no seller available in the open market

- Is Facebook worth $50 billion? Analysts revealed that they mis-typed b instead of m that caused social media bubble which'll burst one day

2 comments:

Sathish Kumar said...

Hi Balaji,
Nice imagination...
Good leaks for future.
Don't cable to wiki leaks, it may appear in wikileaks!
hahaha
Sathish Kumar.

இளங்கோ சிதம்பரம் said...

Ukkanthu Yosippeengaloo?

Kalakkal! Keep it up.