Recently I read a news that Air-India is flying outdated aircrafts. What is wrong in an outdated aircraft? Ofcourse, the age of aircraft becomes noticable. My best suggestion to resolve this issue is that the carrier should change emergency instructions as below:
- Passengers who board this aircract should be familiar with Bungee or parachute jumping
- Those who used wheel-chairs to board, should hop-on to their friend or family member's back and jump with them.
- Kids should fasten the belt with their pop's or mum's and should wear belt throughtout the jump
- The ticket fare will be refunded after pro-rating the distance travelled until the point of emergency situation
- Before jumping, it's your responsibility to drop your check-in luggagesso that you can pick'em up after your landed
- Jumping is not allowed from backside of the plane since there is a risk of people stealing & jumping with baggages stored at the back
- Those who jump through the windows will receive a special discount of 10% since they help in reducing the traffic in aisle
- Business class passengers will recieve a GPS device to navigate the path of their for landing. Economy class passengers, after jumping, should follow the direction of wind
- In the rush for jumping, the last few passengers who failed to jump will be given a safe ride
- Those who corrupted the aroma in bathroom will not be allowed to jump and has to stay-on board
I'm sure the passengers will feel happy and safe after they hear the above emergency instructions.
