Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Freaky Leaks

Happy New Year To Everyone. Here are few wiki leaks, not yet released, may never be released:

- A new iPhone app is banned in many parts of the world since it can picture a politician and tell if he is corrupted or not.

- A secret cable says that India will be corruption free in the year 2100, when most of the politicians existing now, will become too old and probably....

- China will put more pressure on US to open export for more products including tea bags, bagels, muffins, train tickets, bus passes, etc.

- Iran leader offered to play Wii game with President Obama, but white house rejected citing reason that he has already lost enough in mid term elections.

- Pakistan Premier is expected to get his performance review from US for the year 2010. As usual he got a review of "always exceeds expectation"

- AlQueda has opened more branches, and it might excel Citibank or HSBC, in no of branches across the world

- China has revealed that every product in the earth will be made in china. Soon you'll see a cloud flying over your house, saying "Made in China"

- Facebook will soon setup its shop in North Korea. It is expected to have 50 user accounts in 10 years from now, all of them are its own employees

- Citing pressure from Google and Facebook, Yahoo might soon sell itself in Ebay via auction, since there is no seller available in the open market

- Is Facebook worth $50 billion? Analysts revealed that they mis-typed b instead of m that caused social media bubble which'll burst one day